The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!