the ability to type slower.

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!