Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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the power to jerk off

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!