The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the super power to remove your super power

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to read your own mind.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!