The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to commit crime.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to get your comment 1st

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Nihat Do?an

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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ikawlhan forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!