The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The ability to smell colors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!