The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!