the power to fart mace

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to dance really well

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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the power to see through glass

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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Grass eating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!