The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!