- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to type slower.

The power to glow in the dark

The Power to Combust

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

The power to see through pastry..

The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

the power to be really itchy.

The power to control hummingbirds.

Having the power of a normal human

wast your time on the computer

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to have a power

The power to go through open windows

The power to break your bones on command.

The power to lose all your limbs

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

Pointless Super Powers