The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to like this power

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to plank

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to get in the van

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!