The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to bleed

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!