The power to become a carrot.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to smell poop

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power of gentle breeze

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!