the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to fly for a second

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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Immunity to medication

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!