The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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the power to not have power

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!