The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to pee any color

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power of not knowing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!