Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to be buried at sea

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to pee on command

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!