The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!