THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to see through a hole

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!