The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to see through thin air

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!