the power to not have power

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to die at will

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Lactokinesis

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power... to read this

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The power to die at will.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!