for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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wast your time on the computer

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captain obvious

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power of asdfgh

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power of Acid Tears

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!