The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

the power to see the present

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

The power to change your eyebrows daily

the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

Liam Brudenell

The power to read your own mind!

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

See through invisible people

The power to fall up.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to read your own thoughts.

The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

Third armpit.

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

the power to write comic books

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to have bad luck!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!