The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to fart mace

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to give your wife rights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!