Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!