- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

the power to eat when your hungry

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

alarm that goes off when hiding

the power to become retarded

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

how bout the power to shit bricks....

The power to poop standing up

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

Pointless Super Powers