The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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captain obvious

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!