The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to make cats burp.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to have no power.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!