The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to pee standing up

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!