The power to divide by 0

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to be blind

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be a normal human

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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Grass eating

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!