The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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black people

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to die at will.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!