The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to pee any color

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!