the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to die

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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penis

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!