The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!