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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to see through water

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!