The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to get STD's

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!