The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to shit brix

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!