The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power die if you think.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to smell poop

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!