Being a Spice Girl

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!