The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to lose your power at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to be blind

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the power to not have a power

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!