The power to control any type of urine or feces

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Black power

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!