the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The Power to Combust

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!