The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!