The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to bleed

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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the power to see the present

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!