the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to smell poop

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power of gentle breeze

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the power to eat when your hungry

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to die

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!