The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!