The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!