- Pointless Super Powers

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!