the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to snore.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!