The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!