The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the ability to post here

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The power to see through air

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!