The power to start time only when it's on.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to poo.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!