The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to predict the present

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The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to have a power

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!