The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!