The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to suck your own dick

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to vote

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The power to poke

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!